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LMFAO.
Doctor: Are you sexually active
Me: Does it look like anything would want to have sex with this
Random person on tumblr: ....People with a fetish.
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derangedjane replied to your post: Thing I like about you - your lips
which lips?
legit question.
Anonymous asked: Thing I like about you - your lips
I just want a green ford fiesta by the summer. I can do this.
Anonymously tell me what you like & hate about me.
derangedjane:
Or not anonymously. I don’t give a fuck.
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my list of most attractive females (celebrity...
sorry, i usually like to talk about intelligent shit in my text posts, but I think i should make a list because i’ve been stalking these females on the interweb today. sooo
like, this is what i look for in women (i’m straight, btw 100%). i don’t consider anyone pretty that have the ability to make a team put on a pound of make up for them and do their hair for 3 hours in order...
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That awkward moment when everybody says Kids made them uncomfortable, but I watched it and it didn’t bother me much.
It just kinda annoyed me at times.
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Anonymous asked: did u rly just reblog some mcdonalds? u seem so much classier than that.
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askmethangs.
